I don’t even know what to say
This was meant to be a Q&A
But I can’t even think of a question to ask
Because you’re not going to listen anyway
Because you’re already thinking what to say
And I can’t really blame you for that
Couldn’t we do this online?
Why does it have to realtime?
I could be so much better with practice
But do I really want to be better at this?
They make it look so easy
I get to the podium and I freeze
The crowd starts laughing and jeering
And then I wake up from the dream